Where is the Captain gone ?!?
Text: Viola Kautzmann & Sibylle Machat
Music: "Die Affen rasen durch den Wald", German folk song
Notes: First performed at StarDream 1 Convention, Mannheim, Sept 1994Sibylle says: Well, we wanted to participate in the filk context ... first filk song ever this one be!
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Spock is walking around, scanner in hand
trying to find out where the Captain did land
all the crew is crying:
Where is the Captain gone,
where is the Captain gone,
where is the Captain gone?McCoy runs through the city, covered with mud
and brings panic to the alien neighbourhood
all the crew is crying:
Where is the Captain gone,
where is the Captain gone,
where is the Captain gone?Scotty trying to find Kirk, looks into all the bars
and asks for a man who came from the stars
all the crew is crying:
Where is the Captain gone,
where is the Captain gone,
where is the Captain gone?Sulu and Chekov are climbing every tree
hoping to find Kirk in a birds nest surprisingly
all the crew is crying:
Where is the Captain gone,
where is the Captain gone,
where is the Captain gone?Uhura's trying to call the Captain, but she does it in vain
so she continues to radio out his name
all the crew is crying:
Where is the Captain gone,
where is the Captain gone,
where is the Captain gone?Spoken:
You're curious what he did?
He did the logical thing to do.
With an alien girl,
he made his dreams come true.But still the crew is crying:
Where is the Captain gone,
where is the Captain gone,
where is the Captain gone?Where is the Captain gone,
where is the Captain gone,
where is the Captain gone?