The evil eyeball Text & Music: Sibylle Machat, 2004 Notes: Based on the "Lord of the Rings" books/movies. More the movies. This is - as you have most likely guessed from the title - Sauron's point of view of things... . Capo III Sibylle says: Insert banter and other nonsense as desired. Contains spoilers. Listen to the mp3 recording ____ ____ ___ ___ __ __ __ _ _ _ __ __ __ ___ ___ ____ ____ Chorus: (G) I’m the (D) eyeball, (C) evil (G) eyeball (G) Red evil (D) eyeball, (C) doom’s my (G) thing (C) And I (D) want, (G) yes I (C) want (G) Back my (D) precious (C) ring! (G) And I (D) want, (C) yes I (G) want (C) Back my (D) precious (G) ring! C G C D D7 G C G C G D D7 G Foolish mortals who think to deny me! They all shall weep and they all shall fall For I am the eyeball, the big evil eyeball And I rule them yes I rule them all! Saruman the white is now the fallen My will he does, my uruk-hai he breeds For I am the eyeball, the big evil eyeball And I’ll send them, I’ll send them to Helm’s deep! CHORUS Haldir the elf to Rohan’s aide went marching Which surprised me – what was he doing there?! But I am the eyeball, the big evil eyeball And if one more elf dies see if I care! The battle was fought and I defeated What outrage is this, how could they dare for I am the eyeball, the big evil eyeball and my revenge will see how then they fare! Isengart left helpless was destroyed By a bunch of walking leafy ents! But I am the eyeball, the big evil eyeball And nothing between me and Osgiliath stands! CHORUS A hobbit into my Palatir looked Finally I know where the ring has gone And I am the eyeball, the big evil eyeball And this battle by me will be won! - long pause - Minas Tirith – well, lets not talk about it The army of the dead, Rohan’s riders and Islidur’s heir? Gainst only the eyeball, the tiny insignificant eyeball Rightfully I say that battle was not fair! Back to Mordor I withdrew my forces To let them rest and just to wait and see For I am the eyeball, the big evil eyeball And now they dare to challenge me! CHORUS To the black gate their army went marching Where the ring went I no longer know And I am the eyeball, and the stress here is on eyeball “ may the lord of the black land come forth”, he says Well, tell me HOW? So to smash them my army I send out Not a chance in hell they stand against me For I am the eyeball, the big evil eyeball but why does my tower shake so strangely? CHORUS with alternate text: No more eyeball, evil eyeball Red evil eyeball, I am faaaling They destroyed, they destroyed My precious, precious ring!! They destroyed, they destroyed My precious, precious ring!!   (Cyclops Sauron) Chorus

 

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